thealogie:

nondeducible:

I’LL DO THAT

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WITH A

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FUCKING

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LOOK

I HATE HIM AND I HATE THESE GIFS THEY ARE SO DUMB AND THE LOOK IN HIS EYES MAKES ME WANT TO PERFORM SATANIC RITUALS

(via anotherwellkeptsecret)

I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

(Source: simpilcity, via sorry)

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

(via cacti-pus)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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